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New years resolutions

Time to announce a few pointless new years resolutions. I’ll probably have forgotten most of them in a few weeks anyway. Here they are, in no particular order:

  • Lose my holiday weight. I have gained about 3 kilograms the last few weeks! It will probably take me at least 2 months to get rid of those.
  • Get at least two WoW characters to level 80.
  • Not miss a single episode of Diggnation.
  • Finally learn to play the guitar. This has been on this list for at least five years now, so I don’t expect this to happen.
  • Actually finish a game I’m working on.
  • Read at least five books.

I’m also gonna add that 2009 has been the most epic year of my life, for reasons I will not disclose here. I hope 2010 will be at least as kick ass as 2009 has been. A happy new year everybody!

Bobbejaanland!

It’s a week ago I visited Bobbejaanland, so it’s about time I write my post about it. It’s the third theme park I visited this year, and I’ll visit another one in a few weeks. Yep, it’s been a pretty busy year as far as theme parks go.

About the park. Bobbejaanland was originally founded by Bobbejaan Schoepen, a Belgian folk singer. You have probably never heard of him. The peak of his singing career was in the 1950’s and 60’s. After he grew tired of touring, he bought a small plot of land and started a music theatre where he could perform. Local residents thought he was nuts at first. After the theatre, a large swimming pond with a small artificial beach was built, and from then on more and more attractions were added, eventually turning Bobbejaanland into one of Belgium’s top theme parks. Until a few years ago, the park was still owned by Bobbejaan Schoepen and was the last family-owned theme park in Europe. After he was diagnosed with cancer, the park was sold to a Spanish theme park group.

It has been quite a few years since I last visited the park; I believe I was 14 last time. Quite a few things had changed. The overall theme has remained the same: the Wild West and Native Americans. Many rides, some of them really great, had been removed or replaced by other rides. The park’s best rollercoaster, the “Looping Star”, was demolished a few years ago. What made this coaster so great was the fact that, unlike in most coasters, you were secured by only a lap bar instead of the more common shoulder braces, making the ride extra exciting. A copy of this coaster can still be found in a park in Holland, but I don’t remember wich one. Another cool ride was the “Rainbow”, a gigantic magic carpet ride, wich is also gone, unfortunately.

As far as rollercoasters go, the park is a bit below average. There are two junior coasters, one wild mouse coaster (probably the most annoying type of coaster, with corners that aren’t banked), a suspended coaster, and indoor coaster and only one with a loop, the “Typhoon”. This rollercoaster replaced the Looping Star and it’s one of the most intense I have ever experienced. As you can see in the picture, the initial climb is vertical, after you are dropped straight down, into a 2-second near-free fall. This is followed by a loop and a few corkscrews. The corkscrews are pretty intense, since you move through them so slowly you’re literally hanging in the shoulder braces. Near the end there’s a fast spiral that pulls quite a bit of G-force.

But by far the best ride in the entire park is the “Sledgehammer”. I’m not gonna describe the ride in detail, I’m just gonna let the picture speak for itself. At it’s peak, it reaches a top speed of 120 kilometers per hour. I went on this ride three times, and after the third time I was finally getting dizzy as hell. As far as non-rollercoaster rides go, this is the best one ever!

Another thing the park shines at are the water rides. There are two log rides (one indoor and one outdoor) and one round raft river. The indoor log ride, the “Indiana River”, was really great. It has a jungle theme and three drops in complete darkness, ending in a huge splash that literally soaked me. The outdoor ride wasn’t nearly as wet as thing one. The round raft river was also pretty great, with a gigantic whirlpool. As you’re spiraling inwards, you dive into a tunnel right before you reach the center (where I was soaked once more).

The biggest disappointment, though, was the newest ride, the “King Kong”. This was simply the lamest thing I had ever seen. It was basically a boxcar that gets lifted in the air by a giant gorilla. He lifts it up, tilts it a few times and puts it back down. And that’s it! Nothing really exciting about it. What this park really needs is another intense rollercoaster with lots of loops.

Things that annoy me

I realized something today. I haven’t posted any rants lately. And if there’s one thing the internet needs more of, it’s pointless, stupid rants. So here we go! This being a rant, I’ll probably swear and curse like Gordon fucking Ramsey. Today’s topic is: things that annoy the fucking hell out of me!

  • Canned vegetables. This plain and simply isn’t food! The best example are carrots. Take a fresh carrot. Tasty and crunchy. Then take one from a can. It’s so soft you can squish it against the roof of your mouth with your tongue and I don’t know what it tastes like, but it sure as hell ain’t a carrot! I don’t understand how anyone can eat this shit. The only exception: tomatoes. Even Heston Blumenthal prefers canned tomatoes over fresh ones for making pizza.
  • People who STILL don’t know how to use turn signals on a roundabout. I don’t know what the rules for this are wherever the hell you live, but here in Belgium it’s like this: you use your turn signal when you get off a roundabout. Not when you get on it, not when you’re on it, only when you get OFF it! Anyone with more than one brain cell should be able to figure this out on his own, but apparently there’s still plenty of morons who don’t have the mental capacity for such a simple task. If you use your left turn signal while on a roundabout you’re a braindead moron who should be shot in the face with a sawn-off double-barreled shotgun.
  • People who still aren’t used to the Euro. Up until 2001, the Belgian currency was the Belgian Franc. In 2002, it was replaced by the Euro. I can perfectly understand the fact that older people have trouble getting used to it and still have to convert prices. I could perfectly understand people having some trouble with it for the first year or so. But if you’re a thirty-year old who is still counting in the old currency more than seven years later, you’re either retarded or a lazy son of a bitch! It’s people like you that are ruining our civilization and you should be ashamed for being born.
  • Conspiracy theorists. People are very bad at keeping their mouth shut. Even the most powerful man on the planet couldn’t keep a simple blowjob a secret, and that involved only a few people. Do you really think it’s possible to keep people quiet about the massive conspiracies you morons are always talking about? Screw your shapeshifting reptilian world domination plots, mind control experiments, moon landing hoaxes and new world order. If these things were real, you wouldn’t even be talking about them in the first place, because you would have been killed, put away in a secret prison or simply brainwashed to keep your mouth shut by some sort of mind control ray. The simple fact that you’re running prisonplanet.com (yes, I’m looking at you, Alex Jones!) and you’re getting away with it without anyone trying to stop you is the best proof you’re full of shit.
  • Apple fanboys. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you people? My PC costs about the same as the best iMac, but has way better specs. What fucking excuse does Apple have for making their stuff so incredibly expensive? And don’t claim MacOS is so much better than Windows. The last time Vista crashed on my computer was when one of the memory chips malfunctioned. Speaking of memory, why does an extra gigabyte on a Mac cost so much more than the exact same gigabyte on a PC? It’s the same fucking memory! But the most annoying thing, of course, is the cult-like following they have. Have you ever seen people camping in front of a store when a new Nokia or Samsung phone is released?
  • Drivers that don’t pay attention when in front of a traffic light. Here’s how it goes. The light turns green, but it still takes about five seconds before the finally realize it and get going. Does it take so long for their brain to process the information? Or are they picking their nose, going “Dumdeedum… Dumdeedeedum… Ooooh, it’s green, perhaps I should start driving again!”. It’s people like this that made me wish I had a rocket launcher from time to time. Reaction speed should be part of a driving test. As is paying some fucking attention when in front of a traffic light! If you’re one of there idiots, please do us all a favor and set your car on fire with your stupid ass in it.

As you can see, there’s plenty of stuff to be pissed about. Seriously, why do there have to be so much morons in the world? Why hasn’t evolution gotten rid of stupidity by now? It has had millions of years and there seem to be more dumb people than ever.

The Gridblaster II tank

A few days ago I finished the player tank unit for Gridblaster II. I think it looks pretty good, so I’m gonna share it with the rest of the world. Here’s what it looks like full size:

gridblaster-tank

That’s just the drawing exported from Inkscape (and scaled down a bit to fit on this page). As usual, it’s released under the Creative Commons Attribution license. The drawing is an Inkscape file with layers; if you open it, you have to open the “Layers” dialog box in order to edit everyting (shift-ctrl-L). You can download the file in the Game Content section

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